A Letter To My Impersonators

Currently, there are at least three accounts on Instagram impersonating me.

Astro Advice Column: Prickly Crybaby Ice Queen

I have a question about where to locate selfishness, or a selfish nature within my chart, and how to balance being selfish in a healthy way VS selfish behavior in an ugly way, as I tend to have a mean streak.

Mercury in Taurus Analyzed

Mercury in Taurus is the tattoo artist who knows the vocabulary of the body, of signs, and has the patience to make its symbols permanent and fixed upon a skin poised to tease.

Mercury in Aries Analyzed

I’ve seen Aries Mercury, invited to dinner, cut down a mighty ego in just one smartly worded question. Mercury in Aries is always ready to switch the topic.

Astro Advice Column: Capricorn Stellium

My stellium in Capricorn is intense! I have Sun, Mercury, Venus, Mars, Neptune, and Uranus in Capricorn, from 15 to 22 degrees. I was wondering about the degrees and if this means anything, but also whether you can say anything about what it means to have them all in the 6th house?

The Normalcy of Eugenics

Eugenics isn’t a rarity. It’s incredibly normal. It happens everyday.

Astro Advice Column: Ultra-Distressed Jupiter

I have an 8th house retrograde Jupiter in Capricorn, which is also a 1996 nodal bender... How can I learn to work with this challenging placement?

June 2022 Horoscopes

Aren’t you tired post eclipse? How weary do your limbs feel? How worn is your head and chest? Isn’t it time to appreciate your wackiness?

Kim Taehyung Natal Chart Analysis: Unflinching

There's something uncontrollable with Taehyung which I think we see in his western chart as well. He's that domicile chart ruler, exalted Mars Capricorn who'll never hide what he's really thinking or feeling. He is just exactly who he says he is.

The Pleasure of Mercury Retrograde

Maybe if we had more Mercury retrograde, we would finally have time to take a nap instead of just trying to play catch up with missed emails and texts all the time.

Astro Advice Column: Murky Midheaven

How should I interpret my chart when some of my houses are in different signs based on whether I'm using the placidus or whole sign system?

Loving Venus in Pisces

Venus in Pisces is magic. This is what magic is made of. Venus in Pisces is someone who is on a scavenger hunt for a thing that they cannot name and have no business naming.

Astro Advice Column: Your Friend in Debility

Every possible ruler of my ascendant is debilitated. How do I boldly present myself in my full authenticity when I have no one to support me, no guidelines that work for me?

Astro Advice Column: Remixing Algol

Hi Ace, my MC, partner's mars, and our cat's venus are at 26 degrees taurus. How do I understand, remix or remediate algol?

Loving Venus in Aquarius

Loving Venus in Aquarius is hilarious. It’s about loving someone who is so awkward that they don’t know how to be awkward. It’s about loving someone for real, about loving someone who has no idea how to put on even the slightest pretense about who they are.

Astro Advice Column: Twelfth House Profection Year

any advice for a creative/poet/writer/musician who just entered their 12H jupiter year. my friend said "i see emo album release" and i really hope she's right !!!!!!

Loving Venus in Capricorn

This is a Venus that refuses adornment. Venus in Capricorn looks for beauty not by putting things on but by cutting away. It wants stripped down beauty, wants barefaced beauty, and it wants to admire the sensations on its own naked skin.

Astro Advice Column: Chiron in Synastry

i'm so curious about chiron aspects in synastry...the superficial gathering is that of painpoints but i feel like there is more that my limited knowledge cant elucidate.

May 2022 Horoscopes

May is about knowing that the devil, the shadow, is trying to do something for you and that it might not be what you expected at all.

Astrological Rejection

Astrological rejection happens when two planets find debility in the signs that the other are in.

On Not Being a Stereotypical Taurus

If you’re not a stereotypical Taurus, you’re not a statue. You’d much rather be a goblin. There is joy in being goblin-like. There is the eating with your hands, the digging up of dirt, and the running on your hands and knees.