Writing a Bio

We expect bios to be a list of recognizable professional accomplishments that serve to make a person more legitimate in whatever context it’s being viewed under.

How Other People See Virgo

Sorry, Virgo. None of us are looking at you and expecting you to be meticulous.

How To Start Something New

There’s two components to starting something new. The first one is that it’s new. You don’t know what you’re getting yourself into.

How Other People See Leo

This is something that I learned from theater—friendliness is actually often read as a form of social domination.

May 2023 Horoscopes

I want you to get really smart with your resources. I want you to live in this world with a feeling of reachable competency.

Jeon Jungkook's Birth Time

I actually wanted to just offer up my own thoughts on the matter of Jungkook’s birth time because I feel like I have some pretty damning evidence!

Astrological Easter Eggs in the Agust D Universe

I’ve noticed some little easter eggs that I feel like could have to do with astrology!

How Other People See Cancer

Other people see Cancers as strong. Cancers are quite aghast at this. They do not want to be so strong. They want to be taken care of.

Lunar Nodes in Houses Two and Eight

So, the second house and the eighth house represent resourcing and loss. There’s feeding and fullness. There’s dearth and scarcity.

Lunar Nodes in Houses Three and Nine

The ninth house is the house of faith. When the north node is in the ninth house, it’s actually really really hard to find faith and to keep faith around one’s dreams.

April 2023 Horoscopes

What if it’s okay to run out of some things? What if, when we run out of some things, it is perfectly acceptable to not rush to replenish them?

Lunar Nodes in Houses Four and Ten

This placement has a lot to do with feeling, sensing, and finding authority.

Lunar Nodes in Houses Five and Eleven

A good place to start with the south node in the fifth house is actually with food. Do you believe that you will be appropriately nourished with the food that is available to you?

Pluto in Aquarius Thoughts

Back in 2008 when the banks were bailed out by the Federal Reserve, all of that money was actually meant to trickle down into the rest of the economy and into our lives.

Astro Advice Column: A Nervous System Asking for Support

When people ask me how I feel, a lot of the times I actually don't know.

How Other People See Gemini

Gemini works very hard. This is one of the things that we don’t see. We see what we prefer to see which is natural talent and divine inspiration.

Astro Advice Column: Mars in Leo in the 12th House

Relationships have always been difficult for me, which checks out because I consistently choose repression over vulnerability and strength over collaboration.

How Other People See Taurus

Tauruses are eccentrics. They are really weird people. When other people see a Taurus, they see a really weird person.

Astro Advice Column: Future Goated Friend

i am often afraid of disappointing others because i know what kind of care they might need, how i might give it to them.

March 2023 Horoscopes

The astrology of March contains many of the kinds of things that astrologers sit around anticipating, talking about, and bewildered by.

How Other People See Aries

This is how Aries sees itself for those of you who aren’t aware since this self image does not always come across exactly the way Aries intends for it to: Aries sees itself as a bratty bottom, a fully mischievous masochist, who cries out because it wants to be smacked around a bit by life.