Why I Love Baby Astrologers

What I love most about baby astrologers is that they treat astrology as a love language. In treating astrology as a love language, they are not satisfied with it.

Sagittarius Venus, ____ Mars

Venus-Mars combos for Sagittarius Venus and all twelve Mars placements

March 2021 Horoscopes

Pleasure is a complicated thing. Sometimes, pleasure is a story. Other times, we may seek punishment as pleasure because we feel like pleasure warrants punishment.

Taurus North Node, Scorpio South Node

What Taurus north node people fear most of all is the idea that they might be worthy of love or affection or just existence without having to earn it first.

Aries North Node, Libra South Node

What Libra south node people tend to think they want is to win. This is because they’re anticipating things to be competitive even when they are not.

Introduction to Postcolonial Astrology

This is why we must continually work to destroy astrology as we practice it: because we look for identity from it.

Jupiter in Leo: Fame and Father

Jupiter in Leo is a Juptier that dreams in visions—not manifestos or treatises or poems but visions.

Chinese Cosmology is not Suitable for Horoscope Columns

Chinese cosmology is not suitable for horoscope columns because it does not seek to describe time accurately. It’s not made to create just-on-time industries.

The Three Types of Gemini Sun

There’s three types of Gemini Suns: Geminis who have Mercury in Taurus, Geminis who have Mercury in Cancer, and Geminis who have Mercury in Gemini.

Jupiter in Aries: Punk or Activist

Jupiter in Aries is the politics of rage—a politics created by rage. Different people who are different ages have different reasons to be rageful.

The Three Types of Cancer Sun

There’s three types of Cancer Suns: Cancers who have Mercury in Gemini, Cancers who have Mercury in Leo, and Cancers who have Mercury in Cancer.

The Three Types of Leo Sun

There’s three types of Leo Suns: Leos who have Mercury in Leo, Leos who have Mercury in Cancer, and Leos who have Mercury in Virgo.

February 2021 Horoscopes

It’s 辛丑太岁 this year. This is a year of hard negotiations and choices we make while everyone around us is screaming for us to go in the opposite direction.

Saturn Return in Aquarius

We are no longer young and, being no longer young, we cannot think of ourselves as subcultural and naive anymore. We are the adults now. There is no innocence in subculture. In fact, there is often violence and exclusion in subculture.

How I Learned Astrology

Astrology is not a thing that will give you purpose. It is just a language and, like all languages, it is a pseudoscience at best and a charlatan at worst. If you extract from astrology, you are only extracting from your own self sovereignty.

Love Letter to Cancer

I love you even though you will always know me more than I know you. There are entire worlds within a single Cancer and most of these worlds resist the violence of discovery.

Scorpio Venus Combos

Venus-Mars delineations for all Scorpio Venus and Mars combos

A Love Letter to Leo

I love that you take your space and that you own it. The world would be dull and lifeless without you. You sprawl out and you teach the rest of us how to play.

Reflections On My Cat

My friend guesses that she is a Virgo. She is exceptionally clean and a capable hunter. I’ve seen her kill a fly right out of the air and bite its wings off so that it cannot fly away.

What Capitalism Actually Is

Capitalism has the unique ability to absorb anything revolutionary into itself so that revolution becomes another commodity. Even anti-capitalism sentiments become just another commodity on the market.

11 Non-Astrology Books Every Astrologer Should Read

Recs for sci fi, theory, speculative physics, and more